I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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