How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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