so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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