3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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