Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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