batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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