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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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