they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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