you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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