dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
two words...techno handjob
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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