is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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