It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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