He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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