Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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