woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
this beer tastes like vomit already
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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