This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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