This is not my ceiling
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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