i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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