Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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