yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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