GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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