so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
ttyl tear gas
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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