I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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