I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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