I am in a vortex of obligation.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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