I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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