Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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