I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oh good, I think they're gone
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.