Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Small penises have feelings too.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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My balls are so social today.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success