NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You're a disaster