She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Will exercising make me less horny?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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