If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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