Can Purell be used as lube?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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