Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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