Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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