no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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