im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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