The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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