I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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