I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
is wine microwaveable?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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