You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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