So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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