Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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