Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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