Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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