i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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