Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
as a side note pls kill me
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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