Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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