How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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