google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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