mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
