oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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