NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
