why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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