oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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