what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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