Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I should be sponsored by Trojan
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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